Could you ensure the total eradication of extreme poverty and war, using peaceful means, by the year 2012? Would you make a better leader than the self proclaimed first 'Cyberspace Global Ruler', Andronicos The Great?

Several hundred pages of 2012 humor. Read it for free online or buy the book.

Satirical news items and videos

Who's going to win the Earth2012 Olympics?

The world as we know it will end December 21, 2012! Luckily you can save yourself and loved ones from the Earth’s apocalypse by booking your tickets now aboard the USS Ark 2012 escape ship. What is the USS Ark 2012, you ask? It is the one and only Earth escape spaceship that will provide safe passage to a new habitable planet in the event of Armageddon in 2012.

Out by the lagoon all day long, I spent nearly four hours with my makeshift line in the water, and all I managed to catch during that time was a bundle of Chicago mail, an angry pelican, and the black box from a downed passenger jet.